I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9015. | xjkan (xjkan) | 89.23 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9016. | Rift026 (rift026) | 89.22 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 9017. | Benji (ijneb) | 89.22 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9018. | N4T (taneel) | 89.21 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 9019. | itsswzy (itsswzy) | 89.21 | 94% | 2024-08-26 |
| 9020. | tstats[0alex] (0alex) | 89.21 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
| 9021. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 89.21 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 9022. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 89.20 | 98.2% | 2025-03-11 |
| 9023. | Zexceed (shorif) | 89.20 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 9024. | Kink (spineshank) | 89.20 | 98% | 2016-01-23 |
| 9025. | R (ghostboy) | 89.19 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9026. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 89.19 | 96.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9027. | SlowTyper (flextypist) | 89.18 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 9028. | Goku (rmehedi) | 89.18 | 96.8% | 2025-01-06 |
| 9029. | Tesla (teslalord) | 89.18 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 9030. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 89.18 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 9031. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 89.17 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 9032. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 89.17 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9033. | Tejas (justacookiee) | 89.17 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 9034. | David (madridavid) | 89.17 | 97.6% | 2021-02-05 |
| 9035. | Florian (madscience91) | 89.17 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 9036. | Mayara (marezita) | 89.16 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 9037. | Mohammad (casualboo) | 89.16 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 9038. | Andrè (andrree) | 89.16 | 98% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9039. | Jkiernal (jkiernal) | 89.15 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 9040. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 89.15 | 97.6% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9041. | Nguyen (rainfall1611) | 89.15 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 9042. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 89.15 | 98.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9043. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 89.15 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| 9044. | zen (zen181) | 89.14 | 99% | 2022-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |