So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18002. | kurniadi (popolocrois) | 70.60 | — | 2009-08-27 |
18003. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 70.60 | — | 2009-12-26 |
18004. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 70.59 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
18005. | Brendon (brendon646) | 70.59 | 95% | 2013-10-14 |
18006. | Rojan (anketos105) | 70.59 | — | 2008-09-28 |
18007. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 70.59 | — | 2010-08-25 |
18008. | Kiddo (dido) | 70.59 | — | 2010-04-14 |
18009. | Clay (milk1018) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
18010. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
18011. | zhiyu (losterzu) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
18012. | HyperTyper (hyper__typer) | 70.58 | 95% | 2017-03-08 |
18013. | Hans (hanscg) | 70.58 | 97% | 2014-01-26 |
18014. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 70.57 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
18015. | Phrog (slowic) | 70.57 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
18016. | Hee-Min (hcha219) | 70.57 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
18017. | ur22coolz (ur22coolz) | 70.57 | — | 2009-07-13 |
18018. | MadMikeyMike (madmikeymike) | 70.56 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
18019. | George (lgnswrafadmweri) | 70.56 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
18020. | Saman (kittipot1) | 70.56 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
18021. | Kyle (denuvolimo) | 70.56 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
18022. | Brady (v3n0m_xd) | 70.56 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
18023. | Global (global_typer69) | 70.55 | 94% | 2021-10-13 |
18024. | predrag (pkmfs) | 70.55 | 98.3% | 2023-10-26 |
18025. | Night Fury (naimur_rahman) | 70.55 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
18026. | J. (superg74) | 70.55 | 89% | 2015-07-24 |
18027. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 70.55 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
18028. | (enqq) | 70.54 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
18029. | mayn (mayn65) | 70.54 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
18030. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 70.54 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
18031. | moose (3biggiantmoose) | 70.54 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |