I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9653. | Sksm (ars3nl) | 86.94 | 97.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 9654. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 86.94 | 96% | 2022-12-18 |
| 9655. | Chris (chris199701) | 86.94 | 84% | 2016-05-24 |
| 9656. | Matheus (titiokurt) | 86.94 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 9657. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 86.94 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 9658. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 86.93 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 9659. | Anthony (machoke) | 86.93 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9660. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 86.93 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 9661. | Jens (jenshjortdal) | 86.93 | 92% | 2016-10-19 |
| 9662. | ohayou (ohayo_velotype) | 86.93 | 99% | 2017-03-05 |
| 9663. | Suren (strongsuren) | 86.92 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 9664. | Hans (hans007) | 86.92 | 94% | 2015-04-27 |
| 9665. | Reevoke (reevoke) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 9666. | Golden (golden99) | 86.91 | 98% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9667. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 86.91 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 9668. | Gregory (harrop123) | 86.91 | 96% | 2016-01-08 |
| 9669. | Jerry (jmurphy19) | 86.90 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 9670. | jason (grino) | 86.90 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
| 9671. | subham singh rawat (subhamr... | 86.90 | 97.1% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9672. | Sam (sleeptoken) | 86.90 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| 9673. | (razor11223344) | 86.90 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9674. | Deus (deusseb) | 86.90 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 9675. | Boris (bb667) | 86.90 | 96% | 2020-03-14 |
| 9676. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 86.90 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| 9677. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 86.90 | 90% | 2015-04-23 |
| 9678. | Nathan (craizar) | 86.89 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 9679. | Benderin0 (benderin0) | 86.88 | 97% | 2024-01-31 |
| 9680. | JIMMY (jimmy06) | 86.88 | 97% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9681. | FlyingFlamingo (deinna222) | 86.88 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 9682. | Melvin (melli06) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |