The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8561. | imWUMPUS (imwumpus) | 92.07 | 98% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8562. | Herman (hchow91) | 92.07 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 8563. | Dickson (kldho2) | 92.07 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 8564. | su (susuhiepsi) | 92.07 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 8565. | l (coolwanglu) | 92.07 | 94% | 2013-05-31 |
| 8566. | Eminem (coimbra149) | 92.07 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 8567. | Marek (ksydry) | 92.07 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8568. | james (chilty14) | 92.06 | 97.3% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8569. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 92.06 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8570. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 92.06 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8571. | Tyler (catothedk) | 92.06 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8572. | kookoo (lockloe) | 92.06 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 8573. | Wang (zilchary) | 92.06 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 8574. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 92.05 | 94% | 2018-08-20 |
| 8575. | Ray Ouellette (sabz109) | 92.05 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8576. | Arthur (sir_loin) | 92.05 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 8577. | Azenpic (azenpic) | 92.04 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8578. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 92.04 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8579. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 8580. | nezloe (hyugaki) | 92.04 | 91% | 2011-10-05 |
| 8581. | Ben (fanofband) | 92.04 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| 8582. | rdw (madison437) | 92.04 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 8583. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 92.04 | 96% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8584. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 92.03 | 97.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8585. | Danny (dannyfeng) | 92.03 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8586. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 92.03 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8587. | Isaac (neontrotsky) | 92.03 | 90% | 2015-11-13 |
| 8588. | Youtomia (youtomia) | 92.03 | 92% | 2012-07-02 |
| 8589. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 92.03 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 8590. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 92.03 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |