So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20542. | lelocle (lelocle) | 67.66 | 96.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20543. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 67.66 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 20544. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 67.66 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 20545. | Spiky (spikycat) | 67.66 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 20546. | Sentek (sentek) | 67.66 | 94% | 2015-01-05 |
| 20547. | Serg (intheocean) | 67.66 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 20548. | Monkey (monkey_sama) | 67.66 | 99% | 2011-08-05 |
| 20549. | meiwah (utau) | 67.66 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 20550. | Niklear (niklear) | 67.66 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 20551. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 67.65 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 20552. | Steven (smfoote) | 67.65 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 20553. | jeff (jeffersongtg) | 67.65 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 20554. | Stygian (untimely_demise) | 67.65 | 90% | 2011-10-18 |
| 20555. | KID (kidzor) | 67.65 | 95% | 2019-12-20 |
| 20556. | BOSS (ksantosh7460) | 67.65 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
| 20557. | Talha (gamingmastar) | 67.65 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 20558. | V (vschulmeister) | 67.64 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 20559. | HEY! slow down (maddy_1) | 67.64 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 20560. | yong (coaleo) | 67.64 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 20561. | zain (zain_nawaz) | 67.64 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 20562. | Anton (antonidas) | 67.64 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 20563. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 67.64 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 20564. | Ketan (ketan1314) | 67.64 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 20565. | Kroxius (kroxius) | 67.64 | 95.1% | 2023-05-31 |
| 20566. | Rex (rrrreeexx) | 67.64 | 93% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20567. | Harish (harish1995) | 67.64 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20568. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 67.64 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| 20569. | Willy (will_hadinata) | 67.64 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 20570. | Samy (sami_osman) | 67.64 | 91% | 2015-11-19 |
| 20571. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 67.63 | 93% | 2023-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |