The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6315. | Gaal (lgv315) | 98.38 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 6316. | Ben (jakarith2) | 98.38 | 95% | 2016-10-12 |
| 6317. | Mevan (mevan123) | 98.38 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 6318. | THREEFOURSIXX (avenkata@liv... | 98.37 | 97% | 2015-01-20 |
| 6319. | Kate (purplerain16) | 98.37 | 96% | 2017-02-26 |
| 6320. | Mike (eggtuary) | 98.37 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 6321. | Kappa (isulje22) | 98.36 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 6322. | Nieid (nieid) | 98.36 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 6323. | izana (karutaa) | 98.36 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 6324. | Bruh how can i get into mid... | 98.36 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 6325. | new keyboard!!! (baot) | 98.36 | 98% | 2016-12-26 |
| 6326. | Maggs (pdolson) | 98.36 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 6327. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 98.36 | 96% | 2012-07-06 |
| 6328. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 98.35 | 95% | 2012-01-18 |
| 6329. | Max (maxhalo) | 98.35 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 6330. | Immy (immy7) | 98.35 | 98% | 2013-10-19 |
| 6331. | + (pigeon0) | 98.34 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 6332. | framespersecond (indires) | 98.34 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 6333. | OsuShallah (rstubtsc) | 98.34 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 6334. | Renat (rem132) | 98.34 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 6335. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 98.34 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 6336. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 98.34 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 6337. | Trackman324 (trackman324) | 98.33 | 97% | 2020-11-21 |
| 6338. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 98.33 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| 6339. | Chemist (themamba) | 98.33 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 6340. | Vlad (flexosaurus) | 98.33 | 97% | 2012-11-13 |
| 6341. | how! (howtotypefastpleasehelp) | 98.32 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 6342. | Alan (fearless1333) | 98.31 | 92% | 2012-01-05 |
| 6343. | eaasye (eaasye) | 98.31 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 6344. | Joel (joel_w2) | 98.31 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |