Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 982. | Marcin (marzelin) | 75.13 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 983. | ocodile (ocodile) | 75.12 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 984. | ingmundur (ingmundur) | 75.11 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 985. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 75.07 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 986. | jennierlsq (jenniferlsq) | 75.04 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 987. | Jack (jr9810) | 75.02 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 988. | Ava (spritemite) | 75.00 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 989. | Daddy (daddyknowsbest) | 74.99 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 990. | Alex (ac1131) | 74.98 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 991. | Giles (gga_) | 74.98 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 992. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 74.97 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 993. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 74.95 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 994. | starguything (starguything) | 74.92 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 995. | Nico (clarencenico) | 74.89 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 996. | Ilia (isilisi) | 74.88 | 97% | 2017-11-20 |
| 997. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 74.88 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 998. | you (s11054) | 74.80 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 999. | Rhetorik (mad6amer) | 74.80 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1000. | Max (max_pinc) | 74.78 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1001. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 74.75 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 1002. | DIGITEI COM A BUNDA (gel4ever) | 74.70 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1003. | mv0 (the_oko) | 74.68 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1004. | Don (icco22) | 74.67 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1005. | Kikka (g8n_renzan) | 74.65 | 98% | 2017-08-22 |
| 1006. | Ajay (ajaygupta) | 74.65 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1007. | RA (hayhayhay111) | 74.65 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1008. | The quick (ersamson) | 74.61 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1009. | jacob (iljain) | 74.59 | 96% | 2017-07-09 |
| 1010. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 74.56 | 97% | 2019-12-01 |
| 1011. | Manuel (metalmanuel) | 74.52 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |