Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1991. | Mujahid (chaos_knight) | 81.04 | 95% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1992. | Jade (jadezade76) | 81.03 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 1993. | Arthur (kintsuki) | 81.03 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1994. | Dean (biollama112) | 81.00 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1995. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.98 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1996. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 80.93 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1997. | ted (sayonara999) | 80.91 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1998. | gNaOmVeAs (gnaomveas) | 80.90 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1999. | Alexander (taklit) | 80.90 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2000. | Al (halowzy) | 80.89 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2001. | Lazom (jamalshank) | 80.89 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2002. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 80.89 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 2003. | Lenny (langibonzo) | 80.89 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2004. | Atticus (plutakis) | 80.88 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2005. | Tom (birdpoo) | 80.88 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 2006. | Michael (michaelhau) | 80.86 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 2007. | Hai (macvan1207) | 80.85 | 100% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2008. | Lucas (yamatino) | 80.84 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2009. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 80.83 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 2010. | John (sprainedankles) | 80.82 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 2011. | Ed (edviser) | 80.80 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 2012. | Hugi (hugi97) | 80.80 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2013. | Adam (dorfinator) | 80.76 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2014. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 80.75 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 2015. | Radeyz (pineapples2925) | 80.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 2016. | محمد حسن (hassan1atk) | 80.75 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2017. | cutetry5 (cutetry5) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 2018. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 80.71 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 2019. | Raven (kfaulk1216) | 80.71 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2020. | Pedro (pelohi) | 80.70 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |