I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17098. | j (jqxk) | 71.71 | 94% | 2018-05-17 |
| 17099. | Travis (tlayed) | 71.71 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| 17100. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 71.70 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 17101. | William (willidk) | 71.70 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 17102. | weights (weights) | 71.70 | 99.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 17103. | Teem (teemsmeek) | 71.70 | 96.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17104. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 71.70 | 96% | 2021-06-26 |
| 17105. | Liam (laum) | 71.70 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 17106. | kevin (aslka126) | 71.69 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 17107. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 71.69 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 17108. | Syntrx (syntrx) | 71.69 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 17109. | Mike (uselessmerchant) | 71.69 | 95% | 2020-04-12 |
| 17110. | squidite (squidite) | 71.68 | 95% | 2025-10-31 |
| 17111. | Abdullatif (ak_type_master) | 71.68 | 98% | 2025-10-19 |
| 17112. | Cyril (81_wpm_goal) | 71.68 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 17113. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 71.68 | 95.5% | 2025-01-23 |
| 17114. | Andrew (ahady) | 71.67 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 17115. | Maco (macoooo) | 71.67 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 17116. | 🌸 (gj1337) | 71.67 | 98% | 2026-04-30 |
| 17117. | josh (killer_queen_beats_hi... | 71.67 | 98% | 2021-11-13 |
| 17118. | pandu (pandu31) | 71.67 | 96.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 17119. | Asad (asadmughal786) | 71.66 | 97% | 2025-09-26 |
| 17120. | tobias (memebigboyisbig) | 71.66 | 97.1% | 2023-09-05 |
| 17121. | akuan10 (akuan10) | 71.66 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 17122. | Steven (s0daa713) | 71.66 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 17123. | Ian (ianharold99) | 71.66 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 17124. | alam (alamjael) | 71.66 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 17125. | Tortellini (tor_tellini) | 71.64 | 95.6% | 2024-03-05 |
| 17126. | Shahriar Ahmed (shahriar_2023) | 71.64 | 95.7% | 2024-05-17 |
| 17127. | takeitslow (takeitslow234) | 71.64 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |