The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15314. | Miranda (sango96) | 31.53 | 93% | 2019-02-17 |
| 15315. | Phillip (phil) | 31.53 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 15316. | Misha (misha2011) | 31.53 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 15317. | Jui (laboni) | 31.52 | 94% | 2021-03-26 |
| 15318. | Jean (jean23) | 31.52 | 91% | 2011-10-02 |
| 15319. | Hoplite (hoplite) | 31.51 | 95% | 2022-11-17 |
| 15320. | foram (foram_barot) | 31.51 | 95% | 2013-07-17 |
| 15321. | ng (cell_cell) | 31.50 | 94% | 2013-03-20 |
| 15322. | bishal (bishalbad) | 31.50 | 90% | 2014-06-30 |
| 15323. | Maria (bored__) | 31.49 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 15324. | :) (colemakman) | 31.48 | 93.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15325. | Han (grace91) | 31.48 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 15326. | Cryptic (cryptic_z) | 31.48 | 93% | 2019-08-23 |
| 15327. | selvi (selvi) | 31.48 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 15328. | Nurgali (nurgali01) | 31.47 | 92% | 2022-04-12 |
| 15329. | vibhu (vibhuviv) | 31.46 | 93% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15330. | Casper (sharndow) | 31.45 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 15331. | Nureke (nurekes) | 31.45 | 81% | 2017-04-26 |
| 15332. | GryPotter (grypotter) | 31.45 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 15333. | blu (maco) | 31.45 | 91% | 2011-09-30 |
| 15334. | crewx123 (crewx123) | 31.44 | 93% | 2022-03-02 |
| 15335. | billyboink (rozbil23) | 31.43 | 93% | 2012-04-20 |
| 15336. | Dark (dark_knight) | 31.43 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 15337. | Chetna (typeracerchetna) | 31.42 | 97% | 2023-06-10 |
| 15338. | Pankaj (pankaj11) | 31.40 | 94% | 2022-08-17 |
| 15339. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 31.39 | 89% | 2012-12-02 |
| 15340. | Eric (eric_17) | 31.39 | 87% | 2020-03-09 |
| 15341. | rolan (rolan) | 31.39 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 15342. | Navdeep (navk007) | 31.38 | 93% | 2020-10-07 |
| 15343. | glorivic (glorivic) | 31.38 | 88% | 2011-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |