I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 202. | Hreyfill Hreyfill (hreyfill) | 150.76 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 203. | (tzy_dvorak) | 150.67 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 204. | guy (grayeyes) | 150.54 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 205. | 🐟🐟🐟🐟hn (deliber... | 150.45 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 206. | (vixt) | 150.37 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 207. | (sura5) | 150.36 | 99% | 2023-03-22 |
| 208. | (mrschoolboy) | 150.30 | 99% | 2025-05-03 |
| 209. | (spicytuna1) | 150.28 | 99% | 2022-01-16 |
| 210. | Costin (mscostin) | 150.13 | 98.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 211. | (mthfan) | 150.08 | 98% | 2022-01-27 |
| 212. | (akribane) | 150.03 | 99% | 2025-08-15 |
| 213. | (alouettealouette) | 149.97 | 99% | 2017-11-06 |
| 214. | (shplaz) | 149.86 | 97% | 2025-10-24 |
| 215. | (big_boss1) | 149.84 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 216. | acvcuracy is the key (supre... | 149.82 | 100% | 2022-11-04 |
| 217. | (abcdefgh1a) | 149.77 | 99% | 2025-06-30 |
| 218. | Mackyy. (mackipecko) | 149.63 | 99% | 2026-02-11 |
| 219. | (switchedtocolemak) | 149.63 | 98.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 220. | John (wheppy) | 149.53 | 100% | 2015-10-25 |
| 221. | miyakejima (polka7) | 149.52 | 99% | 2026-03-02 |
| 222. | NYE, New Year's Eve (guestc... | 149.38 | 98.8% | 2024-03-05 |
| 223. | Sachin Sharma (ragemodeon) | 149.33 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 224. | ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (pbnl2) | 149.28 | 100% | 2022-06-23 |
| 225. | (elfportraitist) | 149.11 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 226. | Alenygam (provola23) | 148.94 | 99% | 2026-01-24 |
| 227. | (staticnine) | 148.92 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 228. | (vinninq) | 148.92 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 229. | (vdud3) | 148.90 | 99% | 2020-06-30 |
| 230. | (here_takemytoast) | 148.78 | 100% | 2023-06-17 |
| 231. | God help us (novabond) | 148.63 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |