Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3616. | (zhuxun2) | 62.30 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3617. | (orange_master) | 62.28 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3618. | (dactue1006) | 62.28 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 3619. | Angga (angganaro) | 62.26 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3620. | (quachgiaty) | 62.25 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3621. | (000000000007) | 62.24 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3622. | (mr_mystery4896) | 62.22 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3623. | (cmagic_f) | 62.21 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3624. | (geoffboy0609) | 62.19 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3625. | (psfmer) | 62.19 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3626. | (sodic) | 62.18 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3627. | (lydia111695) | 62.16 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3628. | (elvi0p) | 62.15 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3629. | (k0gu) | 62.13 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3630. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3631. | (skinny13timmy) | 62.08 | 94% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3632. | (p150004) | 62.06 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3633. | Maciek (macio747) | 62.06 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3634. | (vandr) | 62.04 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 3635. | (memitz13) | 62.04 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3636. | (weabojesu) | 62.03 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 3637. | (arbantas) | 62.01 | 98% | 2018-02-25 |
| 3638. | (sd_era) | 62.01 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3639. | Darwin (dardar2) | 61.99 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3640. | (fillateo) | 61.98 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3641. | (prism1349) | 61.98 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 3642. | (nil0ofar) | 61.98 | 96% | 2017-12-18 |
| 3643. | (pelisek16) | 61.95 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 3644. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3645. | (carvalho) | 61.95 | 99% | 2018-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |