The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32987. | 1hz (mpee) | 62.24 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 32988. | sat (sat128) | 62.24 | 99% | 2023-08-10 |
| 32989. | fostaliga (fostaliga) | 62.24 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 32990. | Marco (marcocazares) | 62.24 | 85% | 2016-05-24 |
| 32991. | quad (pran9v) | 62.23 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 32992. | Jags (jags_0101) | 62.23 | 96% | 2015-10-08 |
| 32993. | Bappy (bappy) | 62.23 | 95% | 2013-03-06 |
| 32994. | dsop (dsop) | 62.22 | 86% | 2017-05-15 |
| 32995. | nacho (nachomaracas) | 62.22 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 32996. | Supercat134 (supercat134) | 62.22 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
| 32997. | Alex (aalleexx1) | 62.22 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
| 32998. | bejaichund (bejay) | 62.22 | 93% | 2022-10-07 |
| 32999. | Alican (alicangoral8) | 62.22 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 33000. | dex (sgtkabukiman) | 62.22 | 100% | 2013-02-17 |
| 33001. | Archie (archie1435) | 62.22 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 33002. | Alex (alexyarats) | 62.22 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| 33003. | Bull (bigbadbull) | 62.21 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 33004. | Tushar (iusecookies64) | 62.21 | 97% | 2022-11-17 |
| 33005. | Maciek (macio747) | 62.21 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 33006. | PURPLE (toogood53) | 62.21 | 92% | 2016-11-04 |
| 33007. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 62.21 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 33008. | Apoorv (apoorv92) | 62.21 | 97% | 2017-06-25 |
| 33009. | David (datagoonie) | 62.20 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 33010. | Ruta (rutav) | 62.20 | 93% | 2017-02-22 |
| 33011. | Linh (pinkballoon) | 62.20 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 33012. | end (end_pro) | 62.19 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 33013. | Na (nazarek) | 62.19 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 33014. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 62.19 | 96% | 2011-11-26 |
| 33015. | Eesiaemir (eesiaemir) | 62.19 | 87% | 2015-04-18 |
| 33016. | RYU (ryuf) | 62.19 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |