So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25601. | Burhanuddin Merchant (burza) | 59.92 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 25602. | Jess (jesstenhoeve) | 59.92 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 25603. | Manoj (manojk) | 59.92 | 94% | 2011-12-20 |
| 25604. | Sandy (msandy) | 59.92 | 93% | 2014-11-28 |
| 25605. | Adien (skycreeper) | 59.92 | 90% | 2017-03-31 |
| 25606. | Ayberk (ayberkt) | 59.91 | 88% | 2012-08-22 |
| 25607. | icarusfell (icarusfelll) | 59.91 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 25608. | Zoltatorrez (zoltatorrez) | 59.91 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 25609. | av (avwave) | 59.91 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 25610. | bekanur98 (bekanur98) | 59.91 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 25611. | MB (mb_the_lighting) | 59.91 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 25612. | Amit (amithinduja) | 59.91 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 25613. | Yiu (yiupeter) | 59.91 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 25614. | wyldeman99 (wyldeman99) | 59.91 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 25615. | David (samago) | 59.91 | 94% | 2014-02-18 |
| 25616. | vikky (rookie3324) | 59.91 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 25617. | Syafiq (exalmer) | 59.90 | 96% | 2017-10-29 |
| 25618. | totoro (machina91) | 59.90 | 94% | 2016-12-20 |
| 25619. | Luke (lukea15) | 59.90 | 91% | 2015-10-01 |
| 25620. | Phuong (morpheeto) | 59.90 | 94% | 2012-05-23 |
| 25621. | FupaEnjoyer (camcelled) | 59.89 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 25622. | eet (eetfuk_dvorak) | 59.89 | 92% | 2022-05-04 |
| 25623. | Oscar Godoy (cokagodoy23) | 59.89 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 25624. | Adrian (flufbuny) | 59.89 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 25625. | OutKaz (ajelchico) | 59.89 | 94% | 2017-07-13 |
| 25626. | 23WPM (slothloris) | 59.89 | 94% | 2019-07-02 |
| 25627. | Luwen (sonichugod) | 59.89 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 25628. | Nam (namanh) | 59.89 | — | 2010-07-11 |
| 25629. | Amer (sheeny) | 59.88 | 92% | 2011-11-29 |
| 25630. | Peter (mubida23) | 59.88 | 95% | 2014-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |