I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12984. | MiamMiam (miammiam100) | 79.37 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12985. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 79.37 | 96% | 2022-11-27 |
| 12986. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 79.37 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 12987. | Ghost (immaghost) | 79.37 | 88% | 2017-05-11 |
| 12988. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 79.37 | 97% | 2017-05-17 |
| 12989. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 79.37 | 98% | 2018-07-14 |
| 12990. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 79.36 | 96% | 2016-11-21 |
| 12991. | Joe (2513134) | 79.36 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12992. | Bella (bell519) | 79.36 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 12993. | Marcy (melvindvorak2) | 79.36 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 12994. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 79.35 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12995. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 79.35 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12996. | abtswiath (abtswiath) | 79.34 | 98.5% | 2025-04-12 |
| 12997. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 79.34 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 12998. | Serdulan (serludan) | 79.34 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 12999. | Molality (molality) | 79.34 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 13000. | Salchica (machete24x) | 79.33 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 13001. | Nihilum (nihillum) | 79.33 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13002. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 79.33 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 13003. | Oscar (scarigam) | 79.33 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13004. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 79.32 | 92% | 2017-04-22 |
| 13005. | Sambo (sambogamble) | 79.32 | 96.6% | 2023-10-02 |
| 13006. | Mani (93z9a) | 79.32 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 13007. | MrSaand (mrsaand) | 79.32 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13008. | Halima (halimakibb) | 79.32 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 13009. | john (basicallypure1) | 79.31 | 95% | 2022-06-03 |
| 13010. | mike (brons48) | 79.31 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13011. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 79.31 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 13012. | jeff (cqyimo42) | 79.31 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 13013. | Onni (alchem) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |