Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1244. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 89.02 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
1245. | Minh (mn99) | 89.02 | 98% | 2017-11-16 |
1246. | Kevin (kev011701) | 89.01 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
1247. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 88.99 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
1248. | Feilem (feilem) | 88.99 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
1249. | 𝚲 𝐋 𝐈 𝐒 𝐎 ... | 88.97 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
1250. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 88.96 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
1251. | Brian (brianyosua) | 88.95 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
1252. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.95 | 99% | 2020-02-10 |
1253. | susan (kf7hdw) | 88.95 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
1254. | anT (gregorpingic) | 88.95 | 99% | 2019-09-09 |
1255. | Harry (pandasboob) | 88.94 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
1256. | Jakab (schttj) | 88.89 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
1257. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 88.89 | 96% | 2020-07-03 |
1258. | index finger spacebar user ... | 88.87 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
1259. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
1260. | Ted (macfan) | 88.83 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
1261. | Rodger (rodgerjohnson) | 88.82 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
1262. | lawrence wong (charmx) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
1263. | Alex (eggstreme) | 88.81 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
1264. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 88.77 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
1265. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.74 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
1266. | t (zyxx) | 88.73 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1267. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
1268. | Anver (twizzzle) | 88.72 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
1269. | deck (deckcsgo) | 88.71 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
1270. | Katie (typerkate) | 88.71 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
1271. | Mexikorn (mexikorn) | 88.70 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
1272. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
1273. | Safmy (safmy) | 88.67 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |