Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2005. | John (jgrasso4) | 85.71 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
2006. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 85.69 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
2007. | Joe (eoj05) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
2008. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 85.68 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
2009. | Suicyclone (suicyclone) | 85.67 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
2010. | David (dzhang2) | 85.63 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
2011. | Greg (gregmolick) | 85.62 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
2012. | sakhaprox (rportnoy) | 85.61 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
2013. | Arnold (emmett95) | 85.60 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
2014. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 85.54 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
2015. | ting (ytg02) | 85.53 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
2016. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 85.53 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
2017. | Yan Ye Chen (ministirith) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
2018. | Gabriel (gabrielsqw) | 85.51 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
2019. | Chris (itseverydaybro) | 85.50 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
2020. | olari (olaridv) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
2021. | Ted (macfan) | 85.43 | 99% | 2019-09-16 |
2022. | Juan (ufcjuanchi) | 85.43 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
2023. | Akela (akela123) | 85.43 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
2024. | (rontran) | 85.42 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
2025. | Adam (whalsey1) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
2026. | sda (sdaa) | 85.42 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
2027. | enzo (sockenzo) | 85.41 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
2028. | Fishy (fishysquidman) | 85.41 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
2029. | David (baconchef) | 85.40 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
2030. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 85.40 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
2031. | Paul (spiceman33) | 85.39 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
2032. | Randy (__rdall__) | 85.38 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
2033. | Barton (xbarton) | 85.38 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
2034. | Ronald (ron777) | 85.38 | 99% | 2018-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |