As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13370. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 13371. | Skraber (vilfred) | 76.82 | 98.2% | 2024-08-05 |
| 13372. | Ali (murad_shah) | 76.82 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13373. | Sandeep (sand_yin) | 76.82 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 13374. | Sōsuke Aizen (seedfactor) | 76.81 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 13375. | TheKlayzee (theklayzee) | 76.81 | 96.3% | 2024-02-20 |
| 13376. | Sakura (foreheady) | 76.81 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 13377. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 76.81 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 13378. | carlos (zhurrey) | 76.81 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 13379. | Kyjro (codertimeing) | 76.80 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 13380. | mayshusband (zerxoir) | 76.80 | 95% | 2018-08-15 |
| 13381. | Sheng Yuan (xspeech32) | 76.80 | 96% | 2015-07-11 |
| 13382. | vladyslav (supercoldv) | 76.79 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 13383. | _Wapi_ (veqisgay) | 76.79 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13384. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 76.79 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 13385. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 76.79 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13386. | Vincent (macdoc77) | 76.78 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 13387. | Ryan (toastieboy) | 76.78 | 95.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 13388. | Austinito (austinito) | 76.78 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 13389. | jared (derajlol) | 76.77 | 95% | 2017-04-15 |
| 13390. | themztr (themztr) | 76.77 | 98.2% | 2023-06-01 |
| 13391. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 76.77 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13392. | Aliff (aliffhakimi) | 76.77 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13393. | xinnnnn (xintong) | 76.77 | 96% | 2020-08-30 |
| 13394. | Anton (racketen) | 76.77 | 95% | 2016-10-17 |
| 13395. | Harambe (lordharambe) | 76.77 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 13396. | Tim (xwrv) | 76.77 | 94% | 2016-12-03 |
| 13397. | Randi (crazirandi) | 76.76 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 13398. | Orton (ortxn) | 76.76 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 13399. | TC Stinkey Mouse (thst4483) | 76.76 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |