The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9773. | Matthew (matthau) | 47.40 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 9774. | Gin (syphilis) | 47.40 | 85% | 2013-10-29 |
| 9775. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 47.40 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 9776. | 160wpm (160wpm) | 47.39 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 9777. | KRINZKOLO (krinzkolo) | 47.38 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9778. | Nguyen (frozheart) | 47.38 | 93% | 2014-07-17 |
| 9779. | Tom (mackentosh) | 47.38 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 9780. | sw cherry (swcherry) | 47.38 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 9781. | Alexander (redwing07) | 47.37 | 95% | 2016-12-13 |
| 9782. | Shuccer (shuccer) | 47.37 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 9783. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 47.37 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 9784. | philm (philmcole) | 47.37 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 9785. | Yohannes (wintersolider) | 47.36 | 93% | 2021-06-25 |
| 9786. | vischay (twerkmachine) | 47.36 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 9787. | chour (chour) | 47.36 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 9788. | Chelsea (chelseacoughsupgli... | 47.36 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 9789. | Jamie (cadman6) | 47.35 | 95% | 2018-02-27 |
| 9790. | Sampson (longurimont) | 47.35 | 93% | 2017-11-09 |
| 9791. | iwa (iwa_joe) | 47.35 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 9792. | bernadette (cubzjean) | 47.35 | 97% | 2012-09-30 |
| 9793. | Mohd. Abdul (maalim) | 47.35 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 9794. | Klemen (menkle0) | 47.34 | 94% | 2017-07-05 |
| 9795. | harish (harishravi) | 47.34 | 93% | 2020-11-19 |
| 9796. | RickyBobby (c0ntender) | 47.34 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 9797. | Darryle (dmarble1) | 47.34 | 98% | 2015-05-05 |
| 9798. | Iyay (iyayrose) | 47.34 | 92% | 2014-05-26 |
| 9799. | Finna (captfinn) | 47.34 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 9800. | PHỤC NGUYỄN (vanphucka) | 47.34 | 95% | 2011-07-26 |
| 9801. | ripxzone (ripxzone) | 47.33 | 91% | 2015-01-12 |
| 9802. | ahmad (47madlad) | 47.33 | 95.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |