So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34029. | shaarad (shaaraddalvi) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 34030. | J E S T E R 18 (j_e_s_t_e_r... | 44.81 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 34031. | Caroline (groovis82) | 44.81 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 34032. | bekbolsun (bekbolsunn) | 44.80 | 92% | 2023-03-21 |
| 34033. | Gab (gabsnts) | 44.80 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 34034. | Shawkat (spulok) | 44.80 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 34035. | Adolf (adolf1) | 44.79 | 93% | 2022-05-17 |
| 34036. | Brendan (cloveis_) | 44.79 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 34037. | Rich (rychang901) | 44.79 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 34038. | Korben (kaibutsusennin) | 44.79 | 81% | 2011-06-25 |
| 34039. | Eschumm21 (eschumm21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 34040. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 44.78 | 92% | 2022-08-18 |
| 34041. | PK (pavanuppari) | 44.78 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 34042. | Epstein (yasfer21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 34043. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 44.78 | 87% | 2012-12-18 |
| 34044. | Daniyal (daniali) | 44.78 | 89% | 2013-03-13 |
| 34045. | Michelle (m_smith770) | 44.77 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 34046. | asdf (protozeit) | 44.77 | 93% | 2020-07-12 |
| 34047. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 44.77 | 82% | 2012-09-19 |
| 34048. | Virgil (vanvirgil_) | 44.76 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 34049. | eli (elinguyen) | 44.76 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34050. | An Original (yellowrat) | 44.75 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 34051. | Eritze (er1ze) | 44.75 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 34052. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 44.75 | 98% | 2013-01-27 |
| 34053. | Perstin (perstin) | 44.74 | 93.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34054. | Kristina (kristinav) | 44.74 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 34055. | SirHIroshii (sirhiroshii) | 44.73 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 34056. | Mike (vasili454) | 44.73 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 34057. | M Awais (ajmi) | 44.73 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 34058. | shake (shakeyiu) | 44.73 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |