So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19430. | Ninja (ninjanahin) | 69.30 | 91% | 2012-09-02 |
| 19431. | Michi (damike) | 69.30 | 98% | 2013-01-30 |
| 19432. | Jack (jackshadow) | 69.29 | 99% | 2022-08-23 |
| 19433. | rayra (rayra24) | 69.29 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 19434. | handover (handover) | 69.29 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 19435. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 69.29 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 19436. | Steve (stevie169) | 69.28 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 19437. | iconic (ganic) | 69.28 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 19438. | Leen (leengh) | 69.28 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 19439. | blaze (blaise) | 69.28 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 19440. | Nick (shiningspark) | 69.27 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 19441. | Speed (greatfighter4) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
| 19442. | FixioMG (fixio) | 69.27 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 19443. | Joosep (aktos) | 69.27 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 19444. | Joe (alloy) | 69.27 | — | 2008-12-11 |
| 19445. | Venki (itzmesriram) | 69.27 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 19446. | weeAzuL (weeazul) | 69.26 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 19447. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 19448. | Erick (strosekd) | 69.26 | 91% | 2014-06-11 |
| 19449. | CESAR (cesarg) | 69.26 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 19450. | happily (sudala) | 69.26 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 19451. | Michael (biscoln) | 69.26 | 86% | 2013-11-10 |
| 19452. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 69.26 | 98% | 2014-12-03 |
| 19453. | Rian (m_rap) | 69.26 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
| 19454. | Teegnas (khatri1) | 69.26 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 19455. | Beanz (gilz242) | 69.26 | 92% | 2011-06-27 |
| 19456. | Control (controlpanel) | 69.26 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 19457. | Harvey (tapl) | 69.25 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 19458. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 69.25 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 19459. | Mac (mactyler) | 69.25 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |