And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26437. | JR (insouciant325) | 68.80 | 92% | 2012-01-17 |
| 26438. | Andres (andresa) | 68.79 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 26439. | Steffen (steron) | 68.79 | 95% | 2018-10-07 |
| 26440. | SimplePlayer (notsimpleplayer) | 68.79 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 26441. | nonoloolz (nonoloolz) | 68.79 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 26442. | Ripx (ripx) | 68.79 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 26443. | Don (odonjeque) | 68.79 | 94% | 2022-03-21 |
| 26444. | rob (userguy10) | 68.79 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 26445. | Jimmy (jimmy890302) | 68.79 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 26446. | madison (junelawnchaired) | 68.79 | 92% | 2014-07-20 |
| 26447. | Aiko (aiko_1) | 68.78 | 95% | 2015-10-07 |
| 26448. | Relen (wha_) | 68.78 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 26449. | nick (madddmantis) | 68.78 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 26450. | imscreecher (imscreecher) | 68.78 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 26451. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 68.78 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 26452. | Danil (kyrre) | 68.78 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 26453. | Afwan (afwanhaziq) | 68.77 | 95% | 2017-07-28 |
| 26454. | namdo (huynhnamdo96) | 68.77 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 26455. | MArcel (marcel01) | 68.77 | 94% | 2014-05-28 |
| 26456. | Skiddy (skiddybadoosh) | 68.77 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
| 26457. | Muji (mujisu) | 68.77 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 26458. | Nour (theshorty) | 68.77 | 92% | 2013-05-15 |
| 26459. | May (bamay) | 68.77 | 95% | 2012-01-21 |
| 26460. | Rian (m_rap) | 68.77 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 26461. | lil joon (lil_joon) | 68.77 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
| 26462. | miku (miku__1) | 68.76 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 26463. | Steve (mehniacal) | 68.76 | 92% | 2012-11-21 |
| 26464. | Iru (archlinux) | 68.76 | 98% | 2014-09-17 |
| 26465. | Hieu (zenmonk) | 68.75 | 97% | 2011-07-12 |
| 26466. | Amit (amitu7) | 68.75 | 99% | 2012-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |