I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7236. | :| (hipparcos) | 93.69 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 7237. | Justin (tokomaki) | 93.68 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7238. | 4Q (4thquartile) | 93.67 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 7239. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 93.67 | 97% | 2025-02-22 |
| 7240. | ileung37 (ileung37) | 93.67 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7241. | Herman (hchow91) | 93.67 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7242. | DecisiveRaccoon (decisivera... | 93.67 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7243. | blooks (aprinter) | 93.67 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7244. | Adem (paramone) | 93.67 | 95.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7245. | a_p (aperea) | 93.67 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 7246. | Oscar (ovallner) | 93.66 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 7247. | Nivekdood (nivekdood) | 93.66 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 7248. | Mia (miadotcx) | 93.66 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7249. | Sai (justnov) | 93.66 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7250. | Albert (levan24) | 93.65 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 7251. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 93.65 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 7252. | Peter (peterkimz) | 93.64 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7253. | Dustin (halkier) | 93.64 | 96.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 7254. | Soobin (_soobin_) | 93.64 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 7255. | Brendon (m_ellowc) | 93.64 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7256. | BMapleYT (bmapleyt) | 93.63 | 95% | 2024-04-08 |
| 7257. | Diego (ihyy) | 93.63 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 7258. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 93.63 | 96.3% | 2024-04-09 |
| 7259. | McKle (mckle7) | 93.63 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 7260. | Ev (finev) | 93.63 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 7261. | aoeu (proportional) | 93.63 | 97.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 7262. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 93.63 | 98% | 2016-06-19 |
| 7263. | Joshua (the3point14) | 93.63 | 92% | 2016-02-21 |
| 7264. | Jules (julesbry) | 93.62 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 7265. | discountjeans (discountjean... | 93.62 | 96.9% | 2023-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |