As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17934. | Jimmy (quazy_43) | 66.43 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 17935. | Tater (strudle120) | 66.43 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 17936. | Rand al'Thor (reuben_kid) | 66.42 | 98% | 2025-09-14 |
| 17937. | Abdurahmon (simple_uzbek) | 66.42 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 17938. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 66.42 | 97% | 2022-11-27 |
| 17939. | M (mehtro_20) | 66.42 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 17940. | Ben Robertson (robbo_15) | 66.42 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 17941. | Don (donbw) | 66.42 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 17942. | nothandy (kjner17u) | 66.41 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
| 17943. | Mikastiv (mikastiv) | 66.41 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 17944. | Arr (htunkyaw) | 66.41 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 17945. | Waonder (waonder) | 66.41 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 17946. | AG (anujmgupta) | 66.41 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
| 17947. | Muhmmad (usamakhan018) | 66.40 | 97% | 2022-09-05 |
| 17948. | Mihkel (tikstiks) | 66.40 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 17949. | Cristian (fraayze) | 66.40 | 94.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 17950. | chanette (mak1nami) | 66.39 | 95.7% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17951. | Sand (eyebags) | 66.39 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
| 17952. | Marius (m4ryu5) | 66.39 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17953. | Kelsey (kelseyjaescott) | 66.39 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 17954. | Michael (fourstats) | 66.39 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17955. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 66.39 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 17956. | Ngoc (windblossom0520) | 66.39 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 17957. | Mariam (maliya13) | 66.39 | 100% | 2015-05-12 |
| 17958. | Micah (micahnical) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 17959. | Ryan (ryann77) | 66.38 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 17960. | Chun Yu (intaceraptor) | 66.38 | 93% | 2017-04-13 |
| 17961. | Rennard (rennard) | 66.38 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 17962. | EAT (nooodless) | 66.38 | 92% | 2016-09-21 |
| 17963. | 5th place (aj300031990) | 66.38 | 97% | 2015-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |