The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32049. | Billy (billyidle) | 44.22 | 85% | 2013-04-24 |
| 32050. | that's not a buggy (mccoomb1) | 44.21 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 32051. | Zain (zainabb) | 44.20 | 94% | 2021-04-07 |
| 32052. | Allen (allenet) | 44.20 | 85% | 2016-09-26 |
| 32053. | Ha-sheesh (ha_sheesh) | 44.19 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 32054. | sidrah (sidrah) | 44.16 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 32055. | Ben hassine (medahmed) | 44.16 | 94% | 2012-12-16 |
| 32056. | Sulaiman (sulaiman13) | 44.14 | 94% | 2017-11-11 |
| 32057. | Nekosabo (nekosabo) | 44.10 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
| 32058. | blab (blab) | 44.07 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 32059. | IP 355 (zot07) | 44.04 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 32060. | Dehan (dehan1990) | 44.02 | 91% | 2013-06-30 |
| 32061. | Rinat (alexis87) | 43.98 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 32062. | Inkantation (inkantation) | 43.97 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 32063. | samuel (blackhawk1928) | 43.97 | 91% | 2018-03-26 |
| 32064. | Baboux98 (baboux98) | 43.97 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 32065. | memo (m3mo) | 43.96 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 32066. | Di (dimeg) | 43.94 | 95% | 2013-09-12 |
| 32067. | Psych (psych_16) | 43.91 | 97.6% | 2023-10-07 |
| 32068. | Seeyasucka! (akkadbakkad) | 43.90 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 32069. | ShdwSvrgn (shdwsvrgn) | 43.90 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 32070. | Everyonehates (allyhatesme1) | 43.90 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 32071. | pankaj (pankajupreti751) | 43.90 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 32072. | FastTyper (mpine11) | 43.89 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 32073. | Tam (april0704) | 43.87 | 92% | 2011-09-26 |
| 32074. | ripxzone (ripxzone) | 43.86 | 93% | 2015-06-04 |
| 32075. | Raftar (nirajarya24) | 43.86 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
| 32076. | Dhevin (dheramnauth) | 43.84 | 89% | 2016-05-11 |
| 32077. | shehzad (shehzad375) | 43.83 | 86% | 2014-08-03 |
| 32078. | Larik (gentro) | 43.83 | 97% | 2016-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |