So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31998. | manjeet (manjeetsachdeva18) | 49.40 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 31999. | amanda (manders83) | 49.40 | 90% | 2012-02-01 |
| 32000. | Ivan (ivan_kt16) | 49.40 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 32001. | Sam (samduke) | 49.39 | 94% | 2022-07-07 |
| 32002. | Ansh (gamerboyansh_1234) | 49.39 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 32003. | Abdujalol (abdujalolerkinov) | 49.39 | 94% | 2021-09-28 |
| 32004. | Budi (budidarmawan234) | 49.39 | 94% | 2012-12-05 |
| 32005. | Carrie (ta2ati2d) | 49.39 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 32006. | gunars (huks) | 49.39 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 32007. | chander (chanderpal) | 49.39 | 96% | 2015-09-29 |
| 32008. | Joey (joeyshoe2) | 49.38 | 89% | 2015-11-23 |
| 32009. | M (mshadab2340) | 49.38 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 32010. | Pulkit (pulkitrohan) | 49.38 | 92% | 2013-09-22 |
| 32011. | MrModulux (mrmodulux) | 49.38 | 84% | 2014-11-25 |
| 32012. | Derek (yellow_man) | 49.38 | 93% | 2019-01-14 |
| 32013. | hello (daff123) | 49.37 | 91% | 2012-10-13 |
| 32014. | Robert (nightcereal) | 49.36 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 32015. | Miko (kingstyles) | 49.36 | 94% | 2017-08-25 |
| 32016. | memo (m3mo) | 49.36 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 32017. | even (lik141) | 49.36 | 94% | 2016-05-23 |
| 32018. | khon (tropelet) | 49.36 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 32019. | Rakha (raka_w) | 49.36 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 32020. | Gio (30_wpm_avg) | 49.35 | 92% | 2016-02-09 |
| 32021. | Valerie (valmartinez8) | 49.35 | 95% | 2018-04-28 |
| 32022. | dozent (1985dozent) | 49.35 | 95% | 2021-05-05 |
| 32023. | Rascasse (razcazze) | 49.35 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 32024. | nguyen (nhukhuong) | 49.35 | 96% | 2014-06-02 |
| 32025. | wilkins (wilkins) | 49.35 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 32026. | Blood (bloodmesh) | 49.34 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 32027. | Rajat (arakanfudo) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |