As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17515. | Aayush (_raiden_) | 66.77 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
17516. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 66.77 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
17517. | Agnishwar (theagnicoder) | 66.77 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
17518. | Tien (tiennvt) | 66.77 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
17519. | Hullu (hilivilperi) | 66.77 | 95% | 2017-10-02 |
17520. | Shar (sharburrus) | 66.77 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
17521. | Harsh (todorokishotoua15) | 66.76 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
17522. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.76 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
17523. | Amit (pyroboy) | 66.76 | 95% | 2015-11-05 |
17524. | Payu (payu_w) | 66.75 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
17525. | Ian (astrodude177) | 66.75 | 95% | 2018-11-25 |
17526. | Jhon (speedykey69) | 66.75 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
17527. | thanh (hust9x) | 66.74 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
17528. | guts (ramosjoshua214) | 66.74 | 95% | 2021-12-19 |
17529. | Ripx (ripx) | 66.74 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
17530. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 66.74 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
17531. | Simon (bigsky77) | 66.73 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
17532. | Steven (ste900811) | 66.73 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
17533. | A (jllkii123) | 66.73 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
17534. | World is Silent Kashmir is ... | 66.73 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
17535. | m3d (m3dsh) | 66.73 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
17536. | Vincent (breadcheese2021) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
17537. | Justine (noob3tc) | 66.72 | 98.8% | 2025-03-16 |
17538. | Shaun (silentfate) | 66.72 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
17539. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 66.72 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
17540. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 66.72 | 88% | 2016-04-08 |
17541. | son (son1708) | 66.71 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
17542. | kevin (speedykev) | 66.71 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
17543. | Xavier (xavasx) | 66.70 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
17544. | Koolie (theslowesttypereva) | 66.70 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |