Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37485. | Lalo (lorenzito17) | 37.63 | 93% | 2022-02-01 |
| 37486. | Yowmang (yowmang) | 37.62 | 92% | 2018-02-06 |
| 37487. | Anik (filtercopy) | 37.61 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 37488. | joshua (joshua_atibula) | 37.60 | 84% | 2016-03-11 |
| 37489. | WIll (llinedpaper) | 37.60 | 92% | 2020-07-29 |
| 37490. | Avi (avis) | 37.59 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 37491. | Shadowrise (zellion) | 37.59 | 92% | 2012-11-14 |
| 37492. | Vincent (vkillerz) | 37.59 | 80% | 2015-11-19 |
| 37493. | Benjamin Quartey (quartey101) | 37.59 | 94.2% | 2023-06-10 |
| 37494. | dudechickman (dudechickman) | 37.59 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 37495. | Dawn (dmwelch) | 37.58 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 37496. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 37.57 | 88% | 2014-05-29 |
| 37497. | athina (athina) | 37.57 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 37498. | 貞姐 (on9fung) | 37.57 | 89% | 2016-12-29 |
| 37499. | niel (otakashi32) | 37.57 | 89% | 2017-02-06 |
| 37500. | Abhilash (naruavi) | 37.57 | 93% | 2017-09-27 |
| 37501. | sidrah (sidrah) | 37.56 | 91% | 2016-09-23 |
| 37502. | M3D7 (m3d7) | 37.56 | 92% | 2018-03-24 |
| 37503. | Kshitiz (gaurangadas) | 37.56 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 37504. | Olivia (2114) | 37.55 | — | 2009-09-02 |
| 37505. | Jesse (asunder87) | 37.55 | 94% | 2014-08-19 |
| 37506. | johansen (jahsen) | 37.55 | 93% | 2011-09-28 |
| 37507. | Khánh Còi (khanhcoi) | 37.55 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 37508. | Guest (jhaycess18) | 37.55 | 81% | 2012-03-16 |
| 37509. | lihwa (lihwa_maya) | 37.55 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 37510. | joe6213 (joe6213) | 37.55 | 93% | 2022-04-13 |
| 37511. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 37.55 | 95% | 2022-06-22 |
| 37512. | ucok (ucoknaga) | 37.55 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 37513. | Anky (ankybisen) | 37.55 | 93% | 2022-03-23 |
| 37514. | Vivek (vvkkumar06) | 37.54 | 86% | 2011-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |