As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7818. | Austin (au_oz) | 89.42 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 7819. | oGrqpez (herrid_honry) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 7820. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 89.42 | 96% | 2017-05-04 |
| 7821. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 89.41 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 7822. | abacasta (abacasta) | 89.41 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 7823. | varun (varunaadeez) | 89.41 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
| 7824. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 7825. | yo (doei) | 89.40 | 94% | 2016-07-14 |
| 7826. | Dabu (dabuxian) | 89.39 | 92% | 2015-07-11 |
| 7827. | Mohammed (saif0106) | 89.39 | 95.9% | 2023-08-15 |
| 7828. | Sycko (sycko) | 89.39 | 95% | 2016-12-18 |
| 7829. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 89.38 | 95% | 2017-08-25 |
| 7830. | Reuven (rreuven) | 89.38 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 7831. | Moutinho (felipemoutinho) | 89.38 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 7832. | Sebastian (sebbieastian) | 89.37 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7833. | Michael (michael_22) | 89.37 | 98% | 2018-08-23 |
| 7834. | Jamie (jamieseed) | 89.36 | 92% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7835. | Keaton (skeaton) | 89.36 | 96% | 2024-06-05 |
| 7836. | Sabari (sabari314) | 89.36 | 97.6% | 2024-08-07 |
| 7837. | Joshua (kvalleykid) | 89.36 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7838. | Toshi (m0shitoshi) | 89.36 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 7839. | OOZE (wizard_of_ooze) | 89.36 | 95% | 2016-07-05 |
| 7840. | Ayush (ayuza3k) | 89.35 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 7841. | KCUFOTEMOC (kcufotemoc1234_) | 89.34 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 7842. | WoahB (kevinhuo8941) | 89.34 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 7843. | | (canvaslol) | 89.33 | 96.8% | 2024-10-04 |
| 7844. | Val (sgtvaltzu) | 89.33 | 97.2% | 2024-07-02 |
| 7845. | basedgod190 (bl1ndfate) | 89.33 | 96.4% | 2024-08-26 |
| 7846. | suzie (andsuzie) | 89.33 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7847. | OnlySixFingers (onlysixfing... | 89.33 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |