So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26547. | whonoes (whon) | 58.17 | 96% | 2014-03-04 |
| 26548. | parag (paragparag) | 58.17 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 26549. | Britny (lil_fhat) | 58.17 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 26550. | Julien (amaimon43) | 58.17 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 26551. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 58.17 | 97% | 2014-07-07 |
| 26552. | TMW98 (themostwanted98) | 58.17 | 86% | 2015-12-17 |
| 26553. | Mariam (maliya13) | 58.17 | 98% | 2013-12-24 |
| 26554. | VrHam (vrham) | 58.16 | 94% | 2021-05-17 |
| 26555. | SBTMS (sbtms) | 58.16 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 26556. | Zuly (mychem) | 58.16 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
| 26557. | Quynh (spinelsun) | 58.15 | 92% | 2013-10-08 |
| 26558. | kameron (ironickatana) | 58.15 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 26559. | Jamie (slobkilla92) | 58.15 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 26560. | Teotonio (teo_soares) | 58.15 | 98% | 2014-03-24 |
| 26561. | Ptysiek (ptysiek) | 58.15 | 94% | 2016-11-25 |
| 26562. | Adarsh (adayag) | 58.15 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 26563. | David (thevid) | 58.14 | 95% | 2022-05-03 |
| 26564. | Achinta (ysachinta) | 58.14 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 26565. | Amir (thebluebear) | 58.14 | 93% | 2021-05-05 |
| 26566. | R (lysergs) | 58.14 | 92% | 2014-06-12 |
| 26567. | Sarah (sfargey) | 58.13 | 94% | 2022-06-27 |
| 26568. | Daniel (samsungsosa) | 58.13 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 26569. | yak (kurykkkk) | 58.13 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 26570. | chan (yukichat) | 58.13 | 91% | 2011-12-26 |
| 26571. | DNK (dnk1ng) | 58.13 | 94% | 2017-05-05 |
| 26572. | Viet (viet) | 58.13 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 26573. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.13 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
| 26574. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 58.13 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 26575. | Ashique (ashiqueps) | 58.13 | 92% | 2016-02-17 |
| 26576. | SD_3050 (nl_3050) | 58.12 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |