And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7779. | Devin (devcappy) | 103.42 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 7780. | Luka (callugolf) | 103.41 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7781. | mogh (mogh) | 103.41 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7782. | phong (phonggg) | 103.41 | 88% | 2016-07-02 |
| 7783. | Aerione (aerione) | 103.40 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 7784. | E2 (knlpsta) | 103.40 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 7785. | Reg (reggg) | 103.39 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7786. | Oğuzcan (yavuzovski) | 103.39 | 99% | 2021-12-31 |
| 7787. | Jonathan (vczne) | 103.39 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7788. | Josh (sinkadink) | 103.39 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7789. | @faschz (faschz) | 103.39 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| 7790. | Neks (nexterion) | 103.38 | 98.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7791. | Dodi (dodic) | 103.38 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 7792. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 103.38 | 97.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 7793. | Foolius (foolius) | 103.38 | 98% | 2014-04-22 |
| 7794. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 103.38 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 7795. | Yuan (lydxlx) | 103.37 | 95% | 2015-07-26 |
| 7796. | Noname (noname664) | 103.37 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 7797. | ILoveFelix (ilovefelix) | 103.37 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7798. | Matty (mattym) | 103.37 | 94% | 2013-03-16 |
| 7799. | Everrey (everrey) | 103.37 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 7800. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 103.37 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7801. | Hassan (ha559) | 103.37 | 99% | 2021-02-22 |
| 7802. | 🐌Snail🐌 (jayvenlai) | 103.37 | 99% | 2019-09-04 |
| 7803. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 103.36 | 98.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 7804. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 103.36 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7805. | Mannered Youth (mannered_yo... | 103.36 | 99% | 2022-02-19 |
| 7806. | Alex (screwattack44) | 103.36 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 7807. | Exiledz (exiledz) | 103.36 | 97% | 2012-05-05 |
| 7808. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 103.36 | 98% | 2014-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |