Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4019. | Karan (iamkaran) | 57.91 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 4020. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 57.91 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 4021. | Dro9 (dro9masterclip) | 57.88 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
| 4022. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 57.83 | 95% | 2018-04-17 |
| 4023. | brian (brianlouis27) | 57.83 | 94% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4024. | Chris (chriscrisis) | 57.83 | 93% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4025. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 57.82 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 4026. | thiccums (majorheadtop) | 57.82 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4027. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 57.80 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 4028. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 57.78 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4029. | Michael (blizzardhawk) | 57.72 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4030. | Kevin (hoinerman) | 57.69 | 95% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4031. | Billy (onlychance) | 57.67 | 93% | 2019-05-09 |
| 4032. | Courtney (courtnaaayy325) | 57.67 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4033. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 57.67 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 4034. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 57.66 | 94% | 2018-03-20 |
| 4035. | Joy (joy_1) | 57.64 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 4036. | Andy (lyandy10) | 57.64 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
| 4037. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 57.63 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 4038. | ma3ke (chromoplast) | 57.62 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4039. | Hassan (urboyhassan) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4040. | pege (pege) | 57.57 | 95% | 2019-04-21 |
| 4041. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 57.56 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 4042. | Moochie (moochieandcrow) | 57.55 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4043. | Not (itskahn) | 57.55 | 93% | 2018-12-07 |
| 4044. | Andrew (andrewmosey) | 57.55 | 95% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4045. | Ivan (aivan2) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 4046. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 57.49 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4047. | Mangkanor (mangkanor00) | 57.49 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 4048. | switch^J (leopardtoast) | 57.48 | 93% | 2018-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |