So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32957. | Naruterador (ruddyhunter) | 42.32 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
32958. | Naren (naru) | 42.32 | — | 2009-03-07 |
32959. | Janice (janicebitely) | 42.32 | 97% | 2012-01-27 |
32960. | Gang (gang2004) | 42.31 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
32961. | Lil' Joji (lil_joji_sucks_a... | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-06-24 |
32962. | [luu_nguyenphong@yh] (lnp2000) | 42.31 | — | 2011-04-02 |
32963. | Moamen (moumin1) | 42.31 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
32964. | David (davand88) | 42.30 | 88% | 2017-04-02 |
32965. | Arpan (imarpan) | 42.30 | 92% | 2013-11-16 |
32966. | Ritik (beast2402) | 42.29 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
32967. | Ninh_MU (ninh_mu) | 42.29 | — | 2010-04-25 |
32968. | allen (allencobi) | 42.29 | — | 2010-03-15 |
32969. | Kashif (kashifsaeed52) | 42.28 | 94% | 2022-05-12 |
32970. | Smit (smit) | 42.28 | — | 2010-11-10 |
32971. | keno (kenobi) | 42.28 | — | 2008-09-29 |
32972. | aman (comewithme) | 42.28 | 92% | 2012-06-28 |
32973. | Lasha (arve333) | 42.27 | 93% | 2021-04-06 |
32974. | lwingyee (lwingyee) | 42.27 | 93% | 2015-10-03 |
32975. | moneer (moneersaleh) | 42.27 | — | 2010-05-11 |
32976. | Jerrik (jerk) | 42.27 | — | 2008-12-06 |
32977. | Marcel (marcel2) | 42.25 | 86% | 2013-11-26 |
32978. | Nocturn (nocturn_adrift) | 42.25 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
32979. | Sienna (bamitzsi) | 42.24 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
32980. | VodkaBuddyBoy (kru51) | 42.24 | 93% | 2014-09-18 |
32981. | Dmitry (dimka_ufo) | 42.24 | 91% | 2014-03-09 |
32982. | Come on (abbas9iq) | 42.23 | 93% | 2021-09-27 |
32983. | AFKLDJL (beginners_level) | 42.22 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
32984. | Rudi (degoractus) | 42.21 | 94% | 2022-01-28 |
32985. | chawin (tariyor) | 42.21 | 91% | 2016-07-01 |
32986. | ESRA (esra) | 42.21 | — | 2008-11-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |