And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17763. | peanut (spuhgetee) | 82.83 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 17764. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 17765. | Mini.S (billbang6) | 82.83 | 99% | 2017-07-31 |
| 17766. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 82.82 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
| 17767. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 82.82 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17768. | Joshua (joshque) | 82.82 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 17769. | Bráulio (braulio) | 82.82 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 17770. | Fast (greytwa) | 82.82 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
| 17771. | Evan (__evab__) | 82.81 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 17772. | Fabian (fabiangubler) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 17773. | Jacob (stuttz) | 82.81 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 17774. | cross (crossj) | 82.81 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 17775. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 82.81 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 17776. | a (alonso_) | 82.81 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 17777. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 17778. | Calvin (calvinb) | 82.81 | 96% | 2011-09-08 |
| 17779. | Food (uqi821) | 82.80 | 93% | 2016-12-08 |
| 17780. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 82.80 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 17781. | Brandon (itsbarn) | 82.80 | 92% | 2013-05-25 |
| 17782. | A (lvorg) | 82.80 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 17783. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 82.80 | 94% | 2021-06-30 |
| 17784. | Max (xiinq) | 82.80 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 17785. | cyifkae (baiioon_colemak) | 82.80 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 17786. | Ren (yozj) | 82.80 | 92% | 2017-02-20 |
| 17787. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 82.80 | 92% | 2014-12-07 |
| 17788. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 82.80 | 96% | 2015-07-17 |
| 17789. | Salem (dargana) | 82.80 | 91% | 2014-08-28 |
| 17790. | ButterScotch (chalti_jaey_c... | 82.80 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17791. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 82.79 | 97.5% | 2023-06-26 |
| 17792. | Manu (horney_boy) | 82.79 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |