So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31490. | G (rontypewritermingo) | 49.91 | 84% | 2016-09-25 |
| 31491. | hristo (hritren) | 49.91 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 31492. | Rubi (keith_loriel@yahoo.com) | 49.91 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 31493. | Junmat (junmats) | 49.91 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 31494. | Maharram (mehi999) | 49.90 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 31495. | Bhavdeep (dzine) | 49.90 | 93% | 2021-05-23 |
| 31496. | XI (disonxi) | 49.90 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 31497. | FREE_PALESTINE (hfar24) | 49.90 | 96% | 2023-10-20 |
| 31498. | Sejer (sejert) | 49.90 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 31499. | Jun (junizaki36) | 49.90 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 31500. | Nabil (pandakopter) | 49.90 | 95% | 2016-09-27 |
| 31501. | matt (mpcroft) | 49.90 | 95% | 2019-08-27 |
| 31502. | Elijah (yengski) | 49.90 | 92% | 2011-06-25 |
| 31503. | Lai (speedylai) | 49.90 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| 31504. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 49.90 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 31505. | gustovthegreat (gustovthegr... | 49.90 | 90% | 2012-11-11 |
| 31506. | Luxuria (luxuriaa) | 49.89 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 31507. | A (proteus) | 49.89 | 95% | 2012-02-16 |
| 31508. | Silas (littlegoofball) | 49.89 | 89% | 2016-04-27 |
| 31509. | deacon (deacon_cu) | 49.88 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 31510. | Roman (freasy) | 49.88 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 31511. | Moghazi (moghaazi) | 49.88 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 31512. | Josie (josiegrossie52) | 49.88 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 31513. | Morgan (9amdreamer) | 49.88 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
| 31514. | Ethan (creamthehippo) | 49.87 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
| 31515. | आकाश (akashs) | 49.87 | 91% | 2014-11-18 |
| 31516. | Khamari (dj_khaled) | 49.87 | 89% | 2016-09-14 |
| 31517. | Rael (rael_fontanilla) | 49.87 | 93% | 2011-07-03 |
| 31518. | Lalit Kumar (lalitkumar) | 49.86 | 95.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 31519. | MOHAMMAD (shanto) | 49.86 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |