I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14913. | Brooklyn (pokecraftll) | 77.24 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 14914. | Monica (monokuro) | 77.24 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14915. | powpow (powpowblazingyt) | 77.23 | 96% | 2023-09-22 |
| 14916. | RiponBarua (oribaba) | 77.23 | 95.8% | 2024-02-16 |
| 14917. | YoureSlow (soosloww) | 77.22 | 97.8% | 2025-04-18 |
| 14918. | akram (akrambr) | 77.22 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 14919. | Walter (chimken1234) | 77.22 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14920. | Dimash (haosink) | 77.22 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 14921. | Yael (yaeltellez) | 77.21 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
| 14922. | NEO (qwerty_08) | 77.21 | 99% | 2023-04-14 |
| 14923. | Alex (alkan137) | 77.21 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 14924. | Blackmooer (colinluca) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 14925. | shark (sharkpause) | 77.20 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 14926. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 77.20 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 14927. | Andy (batt) | 77.20 | 99% | 2017-01-14 |
| 14928. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 77.20 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14929. | Boroda (boroda) | 77.19 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 14930. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.19 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 14931. | Nikhil (nikhilk710) | 77.19 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 14932. | lush (lush) | 77.19 | 98% | 2018-01-18 |
| 14933. | D (darueru241) | 77.19 | 99% | 2025-11-07 |
| 14934. | James (jlightning) | 77.19 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14935. | LanSlan (lanslan1) | 77.19 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 14936. | jacob (jevermurray) | 77.19 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14937. | 🐄 cow (chickencole) | 77.19 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 14938. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 77.19 | 96.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14939. | Connor (conqueso) | 77.18 | 96.7% | 2023-11-18 |
| 14940. | Brandon (brandon_b) | 77.18 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 14941. | Bob (boblee2688) | 77.17 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14942. | Nieves (cheezy_butter) | 77.16 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |