The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24866. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 64.03 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24867. | Jason (jscribs71) | 64.03 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 24868. | Mitch (spaceagecrystal) | 64.03 | 93% | 2013-11-24 |
| 24869. | Mauricio (plomaverde) | 64.03 | 88% | 2013-09-17 |
| 24870. | Adam (adad35) | 64.03 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 24871. | yaboi (yaboironny) | 64.02 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 24872. | Brittany (brittanya) | 64.02 | 94% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24873. | mickey (c2sulli) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 24874. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 64.01 | 95.9% | 2023-11-04 |
| 24875. | javier (jf1442) | 64.01 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 24876. | cody (astro8192) | 64.01 | 98% | 2015-12-15 |
| 24877. | Zhou (skyzhou) | 64.01 | 95% | 2019-05-18 |
| 24878. | Derek (tachio) | 64.01 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 24879. | Tim (sonic371) | 64.01 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 24880. | mrnononobody (mrnononobody) | 64.00 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 24881. | Big boi (moonkaman227) | 64.00 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 24882. | Tanvee (tatsislam) | 63.99 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 24883. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 63.99 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 24884. | Jim (jimvang8790) | 63.99 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 24885. | Ricky (rickycheung0821) | 63.99 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 24886. | Nilax (nilax) | 63.99 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 24887. | Vi (mashimaro324) | 63.99 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 24888. | tori (lunatic) | 63.99 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 24889. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 63.99 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 24890. | Sujeev (sujeev) | 63.98 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 24891. | Riden (riden9939) | 63.98 | 90% | 2014-08-07 |
| 24892. | Mark (markjulian) | 63.98 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 24893. | Idris (kakashirero) | 63.98 | 94% | 2021-09-27 |
| 24894. | Alexander (alexanderlarsen) | 63.98 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
| 24895. | Tobias (tobiashg94) | 63.98 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |