I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2038. | (lializs) | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2039. | (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| 2040. | Apathos (apathosss) | 88.98 | 96.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2041. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2042. | (pinkthelongneck) | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 2043. | Siper (siper647) | 88.97 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 2044. | (megh4m) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2045. | sparrxw (sparrxw_dvorak) | 88.96 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 2046. | (dm876875) | 88.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 2047. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 88.94 | 97% | 2024-05-01 |
| 2048. | Parker (skyvirun) | 88.92 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2049. | thelifeofpablo (smallyeglaz... | 88.92 | 97.6% | 2024-10-10 |
| 2050. | (oskaraka) | 88.91 | 96.4% | 2023-12-21 |
| 2051. | viananan (viananannn) | 88.90 | 97.2% | 2024-01-10 |
| 2052. | Sunoo (seonu) | 88.89 | 95% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2053. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-12-24 |
| 2054. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 88.87 | 97.9% | 2023-11-16 |
| 2055. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 88.86 | 97.1% | 2025-01-14 |
| 2056. | (cozy_c) | 88.83 | 95% | 2026-01-24 |
| 2057. | Joe (afromonkey) | 88.81 | 96.1% | 2025-03-25 |
| 2058. | quantum (sexhaver25) | 88.81 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2059. | Alexander (torphon) | 88.80 | 98% | 2025-10-04 |
| 2060. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 88.79 | 97% | 2025-07-22 |
| 2061. | Hayley (halo1186) | 88.78 | 97% | 2026-01-20 |
| 2062. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.78 | 96.9% | 2023-08-18 |
| 2063. | (chroma22) | 88.76 | 97% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2064. | Loreago (draco25) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-06-23 |
| 2065. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 2066. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 88.74 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2067. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |