I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6059. | (soreniedge) | 101.45 | 99% | 2025-03-24 |
| 6060. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 101.45 | 99% | 2022-05-25 |
| 6061. | temptemptemp (temptemptemp) | 101.45 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 6062. | Joaquin (zevolish) | 101.45 | 96.2% | 2023-06-17 |
| 6063. | Linda (craygirl) | 101.45 | 98% | 2017-11-01 |
| 6064. | 🎈bm (redly) | 101.44 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 6065. | Delaan (hypa) | 101.43 | 99% | 2024-02-25 |
| 6066. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 101.42 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 6067. | Jake (jasala) | 101.42 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 6068. | Patrick (pattypat18) | 101.42 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 6069. | Manny (mefinitelydanny) | 101.42 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6070. | udo (deep231199) | 101.41 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 6071. | fried (fried_7332) | 101.40 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6072. | Kaleb (kwainright) | 101.40 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 6073. | Meditate (meditate) | 101.40 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 6074. | A (antykingfish) | 101.40 | 99% | 2017-03-19 |
| 6075. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 101.39 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 6076. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 101.39 | 99.4% | 2024-12-30 |
| 6077. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 101.39 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 6078. | Raiz (_raiz_) | 101.39 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 6079. | Thady (thady) | 101.39 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 6080. | Aayush (jerry_dank) | 101.39 | 97% | 2026-04-04 |
| 6081. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 101.39 | 99% | 2019-01-19 |
| 6082. | Jeremy (jeloz) | 101.39 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 6083. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 101.38 | 100% | 2022-07-03 |
| 6084. | Samsore (samsore) | 101.38 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 6085. | Lotad (quirkylotad) | 101.38 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 6086. | (prayaerold) | 101.38 | 97.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 6087. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 101.38 | 99% | 2024-02-07 |
| 6088. | Stu (iamthestu) | 101.38 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |