And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12923. | baekd (baekde) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12924. | Alvin (vinch23) | 91.86 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 12925. | Ham (bladen_s) | 91.86 | 95% | 2015-11-16 |
| 12926. | Kuutio (kuutio) | 91.85 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12927. | No please (98accwhen) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 12928. | slow (mechanical1) | 91.85 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 12929. | Boss (velocitya) | 91.85 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 12930. | Ryan On (ryanon0127) | 91.85 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12931. | sda (sdaa) | 91.85 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 12932. | AznDibs (azndibs) | 91.85 | 95% | 2016-02-28 |
| 12933. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 91.84 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 12934. | oogy (owogy) | 91.84 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 12935. | Blaise (veresb14) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12936. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 91.83 | 92% | 2016-08-13 |
| 12937. | MooD (xslel) | 91.83 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 12938. | Benjamin (blumentopf) | 91.83 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12939. | Nat (nat221b) | 91.82 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 12940. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 91.82 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12941. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 91.82 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
| 12942. | eg (chorbe) | 91.82 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12943. | Sarah (roswes23) | 91.82 | 95% | 2011-07-12 |
| 12944. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 91.82 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 12945. | pwner (iwillpwnu) | 91.82 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 12946. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 91.82 | 95% | 2016-03-28 |
| 12947. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 91.82 | 95% | 2017-06-09 |
| 12948. | Rika (16yoshino16) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-05 |
| 12949. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 91.81 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 12950. | Joe mama (alexm35644) | 91.80 | 99.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 12951. | Danny (danielsaur) | 91.80 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12952. | Vazire (vazire) | 91.80 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |