So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32326. | Ady (adya2131) | 48.30 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 32327. | Shannan (sw19) | 48.30 | 93% | 2018-04-06 |
| 32328. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 48.30 | 91% | 2016-07-20 |
| 32329. | Sumit (sumit_patna) | 48.30 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 32330. | Yusuke (fjtysk) | 48.30 | 92% | 2011-12-23 |
| 32331. | Andre (_ndr_) | 48.30 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 32332. | Mel (frog) | 48.30 | — | 2009-03-30 |
| 32333. | JOSE RAIMUNDO (billykov) | 48.29 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 32334. | robot (robotbb) | 48.29 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 32335. | Loc (nplisuit) | 48.29 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 32336. | FriendOfGod (stilllake) | 48.29 | 96% | 2019-12-12 |
| 32337. | ferdian (feroy) | 48.29 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 32338. | sanket (sanket7) | 48.29 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 32339. | Adam (adammomen) | 48.28 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 32340. | Pealoaf (pealoaf) | 48.28 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 32341. | Karan (sofastkaran) | 48.28 | 89% | 2012-11-07 |
| 32342. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 48.27 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 32343. | Drawer (accouchement) | 48.27 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 32344. | kern (wroetoshaw) | 48.27 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 32345. | MD. MEHEDI (remon2124) | 48.27 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32346. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 48.27 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 32347. | Dario (oodarioo) | 48.27 | 94% | 2021-11-28 |
| 32348. | Nathan (lumberjack07) | 48.27 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 32349. | Josh (pianofreak888) | 48.27 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 32350. | Rohit (rohitvimal100) | 48.27 | 88% | 2016-06-19 |
| 32351. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 48.26 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 32352. | luan (mrvluan) | 48.26 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 32353. | Ruden Clark (killers146) | 48.26 | 100% | 2011-09-30 |
| 32354. | Do (duythanh2210) | 48.25 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 32355. | josedapara (joseg2004) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |