The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14299. | Michael (linik123) | 81.04 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 14300. | Adrien (reveparti) | 81.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 14301. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14302. | Taejas (taejas) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 14303. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 14304. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 81.02 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14305. | 👺 (confiscar) | 81.02 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 14306. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 81.02 | 90% | 2016-08-18 |
| 14307. | Chase (chasericker003) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 14308. | waitwat (waitwat) | 81.02 | 89% | 2013-12-01 |
| 14309. | Alan (alantwm) | 81.01 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| 14310. | @lancehilliard (lancehilliard) | 81.01 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 14311. | TooshieWorldChampion (robin... | 81.01 | 92% | 2011-09-22 |
| 14312. | Md (guestest) | 81.01 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 14313. | DollaBillYo (dollabill_yo@y... | 81.01 | 98% | 2013-12-05 |
| 14314. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 81.01 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 14315. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 81.00 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 14316. | OzRf (ozrf) | 81.00 | 95% | 2023-10-04 |
| 14317. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 14318. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 81.00 | 97% | 2019-11-16 |
| 14319. | LuLuC (luluc) | 81.00 | 97% | 2013-02-22 |
| 14320. | JR (a98f3is4me) | 80.99 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 14321. | Andres (lele12) | 80.99 | 95% | 2013-02-12 |
| 14322. | Sobe (yukikoneko) | 80.99 | 93% | 2013-10-04 |
| 14323. | Alfred (alfredpennyworth) | 80.99 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14324. | sinister (snsstr) | 80.99 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 14325. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 80.98 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 14326. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 80.98 | 98.6% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14327. | Juan (linuxguy0481) | 80.98 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 14328. | Ido (greysuit) | 80.98 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |