As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11354. | omar (slow_sonic) | 80.61 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
11355. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
11356. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
11357. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
11358. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 80.60 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
11359. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 80.59 | 94% | 2018-04-04 |
11360. | Pavel (trialtry) | 80.59 | 98.6% | 2023-11-17 |
11361. | Ari (ariqly) | 80.59 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
11362. | Eli (elijxh_) | 80.58 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
11363. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 80.58 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
11364. | Beata (beata111) | 80.58 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
11365. | Jai (jais) | 80.58 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
11366. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
11367. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 80.58 | 90% | 2017-06-03 |
11368. | JO (nadegut) | 80.58 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
11369. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 80.58 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
11370. | 3NaynaB (3naynab) | 80.57 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
11371. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 80.57 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
11372. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 80.57 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
11373. | FireGumz (firegumz) | 80.56 | 96.6% | 2023-09-10 |
11374. | ToTo (complexion) | 80.56 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
11375. | Ron (not_a_robot21) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
11376. | Max (max_pinc) | 80.56 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
11377. | femonemonemo (femonemo) | 80.55 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
11378. | Alain (alainisafk) | 80.55 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
11379. | zhata1234 (zhata) | 80.55 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
11380. | Kacper (szogun) | 80.55 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
11381. | Henry (henry_court) | 80.55 | 98% | 2017-03-12 |
11382. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 80.55 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
11383. | Darrive (darrive) | 80.55 | 96% | 2015-05-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |