So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34718. | Bendy (moistbiscuit) | 41.42 | 93% | 2018-04-05 |
| 34719. | Alexander (alexozero) | 41.42 | 95% | 2021-01-14 |
| 34720. | Jan (camch77) | 41.42 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 34721. | Tenny (henriii) | 41.41 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 34722. | Herman (herminator222) | 41.41 | 94% | 2017-10-15 |
| 34723. | Turtle (dawasherpa103) | 41.40 | 94% | 2022-03-05 |
| 34724. | helper (helper9800) | 41.39 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 34725. | Ginny (ginnyr) | 41.39 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 34726. | Duclos (duclos) | 41.39 | 89% | 2012-03-23 |
| 34727. | Akay (akayakay) | 41.38 | 98% | 2013-08-26 |
| 34728. | PinapL (joshiedean63) | 41.37 | 90% | 2022-09-24 |
| 34729. | hari (hk047) | 41.37 | 95% | 2018-07-03 |
| 34730. | Vít (dejavit) | 41.37 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 34731. | Shital (roman_jaat) | 41.37 | 92% | 2022-11-07 |
| 34732. | Rony (joyrony) | 41.37 | 89% | 2012-08-19 |
| 34733. | James (jamesdupont) | 41.37 | 94% | 2018-02-06 |
| 34734. | Nurasyl (nurrrrasyl) | 41.36 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 34735. | Trung (lukhach810) | 41.36 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 34736. | rajeev (rajsaini00c) | 41.36 | 91% | 2012-07-17 |
| 34737. | Holmes (doc_holmes) | 41.35 | 93% | 2022-07-05 |
| 34738. | Eggdog (eggdog) | 41.35 | 91% | 2015-11-08 |
| 34739. | Bob (the_transistor) | 41.34 | 82% | 2015-12-11 |
| 34740. | Ruben (ruben_c) | 41.34 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 34741. | k millerq (kmiller01) | 41.34 | 96% | 2013-08-04 |
| 34742. | redouanr (motiv_red) | 41.33 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 34743. | Bolbi (neovison6993) | 41.33 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 34744. | aryan (aryasiva333) | 41.33 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 34745. | ariyaninj (aryaninj) | 41.32 | 91% | 2023-06-20 |
| 34746. | Caroline (cdavid246) | 41.32 | 85% | 2012-12-08 |
| 34747. | Wylie (wylie) | 41.32 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |