As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
10507. | Viktor (sphenctur) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
10508. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.45 | 97.6% | 2023-07-07 |
10509. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 82.45 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
10510. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 82.45 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
10511. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 82.44 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
10512. | shaan (khem92) | 82.44 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
10513. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
10514. | Obatop (obatop) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
10515. | Robert (bertles) | 82.44 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
10516. | K (specter6479) | 82.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
10517. | FreePalestine (basel_mohamed) | 82.43 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
10518. | 13grainbreads (13grainbreads) | 82.43 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
10519. | Aayush (pandaayush) | 82.42 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
10520. | Jacob (hydrogenation) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
10521. | Jonas (jonaslabryinth) | 82.42 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
10522. | Abasar (abasar) | 82.42 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
10523. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 82.41 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
10524. | Emma (missbennett) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
10525. | Tomáš (newunderscore) | 82.41 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
10526. | Mitko (mitang31) | 82.41 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
10527. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 82.40 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
10528. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.40 | 98.4% | 2023-09-12 |
10529. | JC (jayychung9) | 82.40 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
10530. | Robby (roweki21) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
10531. | Matt (hayesinc) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
10532. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 82.40 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
10533. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 82.40 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
10534. | Duy (phamanhduy1990) | 82.39 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
10535. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 82.39 | 88% | 2017-02-07 |
10536. | bflow (bflowers) | 82.39 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |