I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8254. | aman (amanrai2802) | 94.95 | 98.2% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8255. | Loreleii (angel0020) | 94.95 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 8256. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 94.95 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8257. | TiDu (nguytienducc) | 94.95 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 8258. | CoffeeChops (coffeechops) | 94.95 | 98.8% | 2025-02-10 |
| 8259. | plink (star4461) | 94.94 | 99% | 2023-06-14 |
| 8260. | Jerry (jerry_licious) | 94.94 | 95% | 2022-11-24 |
| 8261. | Chris (greekgamerolympiacos) | 94.94 | 99% | 2017-11-17 |
| 8262. | Kenny (banjo_kazooie) | 94.94 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8263. | EasySmartBoosh (easysmartbo... | 94.94 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 8264. | Almer (almersafara) | 94.94 | 99% | 2019-10-19 |
| 8265. | K (k0000) | 94.94 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
| 8266. | James (jrichards810) | 94.93 | 98% | 2020-01-19 |
| 8267. | Tweece (tweece) | 94.93 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 8268. | Art (arturopakastur) | 94.93 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 8269. | Walnert (walnert) | 94.93 | 99% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8270. | Korankye (seyknarok) | 94.92 | 98.2% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8271. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 94.92 | 97% | 2017-06-03 |
| 8272. | boss (jpairat) | 94.92 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 8273. | Luke (lukeeff) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8274. | Sergio (sergiorbuge) | 94.92 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 8275. | rk61 (lowda9) | 94.92 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 8276. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 94.92 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8277. | gar_field (gar_field) | 94.91 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8278. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 94.91 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 8279. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 94.91 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8280. | ScaleShot (scaleshot) | 94.90 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8281. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 94.90 | 97.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 8282. | David (dtnero) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8283. | Louise (kyarakutaa) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |