I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9342. | only (last_time) | 88.22 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 9343. | Yurkyy (yurkyy) | 88.22 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 9344. | cj (mp7maniac) | 88.21 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 9345. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 88.21 | 99% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9346. | Erick (strosekd) | 88.21 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9347. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 88.20 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 9348. | InjectionRegex (injectionre... | 88.20 | 99% | 2024-06-02 |
| 9349. | Genesis (buasch) | 88.20 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 9350. | Sult (sult) | 88.19 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 9351. | Yogdog (yogdog) | 88.19 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9352. | Sad Philosopher (sad_philos... | 88.18 | 97.8% | 2024-11-26 |
| 9353. | Anti Ns (antins) | 88.18 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 9354. | Kuy (rou168) | 88.18 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9355. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 88.17 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 9356. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 88.16 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9357. | 102348 (102348) | 88.16 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9358. | Happy (gamig) | 88.15 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 9359. | Luke (lukeeff) | 88.15 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 9360. | Marco (rxmarko) | 88.15 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 9361. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 88.14 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
| 9362. | Garamonde (garamonde) | 88.13 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9363. | CheetahHiKehde (cheetahikehde) | 88.11 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 9364. | Silver (silverei) | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 9365. | TBEFluffy (tbefluffy) | 88.11 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 9366. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 88.11 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9367. | Evan (evarlese13) | 88.10 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9368. | badplayer (idk213) | 88.10 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9369. | Carson (ctufts) | 88.10 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9370. | Dorlas (dorlas556) | 88.09 | 99% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9371. | Salamander (20_minutes_per_... | 88.09 | 95% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |