So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32641. | Rubine_e (rubine_e) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 32642. | Oskar (dailypants) | 47.86 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 32643. | katherine (cherrycream25) | 47.86 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 32644. | chris (androidmk) | 47.86 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
| 32645. | Aman (amansharma10) | 47.85 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32646. | Srdjan (srle1312) | 47.85 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 32647. | vbk (vbk_) | 47.85 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 32648. | Hunter (hunterthegodgod) | 47.85 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 32649. | Uddi (uddi_racer19) | 47.85 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 32650. | Phazli (phazli) | 47.85 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 32651. | paritosh (caffeine) | 47.85 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 32652. | Amine (xabri) | 47.84 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
| 32653. | plankboii (plankboii) | 47.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 32654. | Sang Sabil (sangsabil217) | 47.84 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
| 32655. | Vidar (vidar) | 47.83 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 32656. | Augustin (tino) | 47.83 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 32657. | Minh (mjnhpzo) | 47.82 | 94% | 2021-05-31 |
| 32658. | Hyaweh (hyawehhoshikawa) | 47.82 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 32659. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 47.82 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 32660. | LeGiOn (ankit_69) | 47.81 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 32661. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 47.81 | 93% | 2014-09-07 |
| 32662. | Pramod (pixliv) | 47.81 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 32663. | Sarah (sarahsaleh) | 47.81 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32664. | Aashish (albatross007) | 47.80 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 32665. | Mister (itsfresh) | 47.80 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32666. | cardinals (arizonacardinals) | 47.80 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 32667. | idd (tobealeg) | 47.79 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 32668. | Sun (wan811119) | 47.79 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 32669. | Satyajit (sm2000) | 47.79 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 32670. | kacer (kacer) | 47.79 | 91% | 2012-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |