There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions!" Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
—from Annie Hall, a movie by Woody Allen
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 911. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 98.19 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 912. | 'ello (boerewors) | 98.16 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 913. | oriom (orionrw) | 98.11 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 914. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 98.06 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 915. | Evan (evanhung) | 98.02 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 916. | John (chessant2015) | 98.02 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 917. | cherub (cherub) | 97.97 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 918. | Liam (backflip9) | 97.96 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 919. | Helen (28promises) | 97.95 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 920. | zeusjuicy (zeusjuicy) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 921. | joey (jvtt) | 97.92 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 922. | myth (fear_ed) | 97.90 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 923. | Sonny (sonnyblaze) | 97.90 | 98% | 2017-10-29 |
| 924. | Dari (pokeuhkc19) | 97.89 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 925. | Crafty (craftywastaken) | 97.89 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 926. | Derek (rasehead) | 97.88 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 927. | Rach (chpmoon) | 97.87 | 99% | 2020-05-11 |
| 928. | Lukas (lukasrade) | 97.87 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 929. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 97.86 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 930. | (zesty11) | 97.85 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 931. | Fish (fish753) | 97.85 | 99% | 2018-03-09 |
| 932. | Thomas (loboru) | 97.78 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 933. | Harry (harry48225) | 97.75 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 934. | sidm (sidm) | 97.74 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 935. | Kevin (lin6625) | 97.68 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 936. | Paolo (invelt) | 97.64 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 937. | SHO (shoganeko) | 97.60 | 94% | 2019-08-14 |
| 938. | nmyo (nmyo) | 97.56 | 98% | 2017-11-27 |
| 939. | Jorbin (joubini) | 97.55 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 940. | Joshua (joshuasabarman) | 97.55 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,863 | 78.69 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 115.21 | August 3, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.37 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 81.07 | July 30, 2021 |