Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6459. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 98.35 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 6460. | haniel monki (ivious) | 98.35 | 96.4% | 2024-10-10 |
| 6461. | Pär (plund) | 98.35 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 6462. | Marko (markidane) | 98.34 | 97.6% | 2024-07-10 |
| 6463. | Zelda (zelda999) | 98.34 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 6464. | Neanderthal (alacrity95) | 98.33 | 95% | 2020-11-14 |
| 6465. | ㋡㋛☹ (chzeeshan) | 98.33 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6466. | Saad (pathegon) | 98.33 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 6467. | Ai (aibah) | 98.32 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6468. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 98.32 | 97.2% | 2024-08-14 |
| 6469. | On (ballmatic) | 98.32 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6470. | Criminal (dvorakgoombahead) | 98.32 | 96.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 6471. | hammy (blapy) | 98.31 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 6472. | Amalgamy (essentiallyretarded) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6473. | OneTypeMan (100wmpaverage) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6474. | vlod. (vlad_priwalov) | 98.30 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 6475. | NeTravaillezJamais (utenret) | 98.29 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 6476. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 98.29 | 99% | 2025-06-10 |
| 6477. | naviman (naviman) | 98.29 | 99% | 2018-03-21 |
| 6478. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 98.28 | 98% | 2025-05-20 |
| 6479. | Mark (corollal) | 98.28 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6480. | tstats[meganoquit] (meganoq... | 98.28 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 6481. | Nick (nckl) | 98.28 | 96% | 2019-01-29 |
| 6482. | Bruno (tresco) | 98.27 | 98.1% | 2024-11-08 |
| 6483. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 98.27 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 6484. | Aleksandar (alexg2003) | 98.25 | 98.5% | 2024-08-24 |
| 6485. | abhijeet singh (abhijeetsingh) | 98.25 | 99% | 2024-04-01 |
| 6486. | Jayden (jclee123) | 98.25 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 6487. | Nibit (nibit) | 98.25 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 6488. | Nigel Yul (nigelyul) | 98.24 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |